Mr Trick & Wrongtom: Show #62 (Dec.’09)
With Trick suddenly bed ridden with a vicious case of the sniffles, the original plan for a decade rundown show was scuppered. Fortunately all was not lost as Santa’s little helper dropped by in the shape of our irregular regular Ed Zed who suggested a last minute ’spiky dread’ special. Cue a deluge of dub and reggae music made by punks and new wavers, all giving their unique twist to the scruffy skank.
It may sound like a one trick pony of a show but we can assure you that this is no less varied than our usual fare. From the mechanical skank of Basement 5 to the Danish distortion drenched Sods, Ed & Tom prove that punks knew a thing or two about the one drop, the three foot skank and doing the rocksteady.
Plus there’s more of the same idle chit chat, erroneous facts (replace “Thomas Dolby” with “Howard Jones” when listening) and shameless self promotion, not to mention possibly one of the best band names we’ve aired yet in the shape of I-Jog and the Tracksuits.
Tracklisting:
Basement 5 “Immigrant: Dub”
Dangerous Girls “Dangerous Girls”
Red Beat “More Or Less Cut”
The Flesheaters “Cry Baby Killer”
The Clash “Crooked Beat”
The Ruts “Love In Vain”
In2xs “Too Many”
The Sods “Copenhagen”
Return Of The Panthers “Calling Captain Nemo”
I-Jog and the Tracksuits “Worrying Man”
Soundbed -- Wrongtom Meets The Rockers “Lost In The Supermarket” from Shatter The Hotel.
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This week’s featured video -- Basement 5: “Riot”
And there wont be snow in Resonance this Xmas…
Well I’ve just got off the blower with Mr Trick who’s still in the throws of some dastardly sickness, leaving him sounding like he should be doing voice overs for horror trailers rather than present a show of seasonal sundries. We’re therefore sorry to inform you that tonight’s Christmas special has been canceled, however Trick’s on the case making sure they air one of our previous yuletide podcasts from yesteryear so tune in at 10pm GMT with your humbugs in hand and you will soon be visited by the ghosts of Trick & Tom past.
Of course if you normally podcast the show and you somehow missed them…
Christmas Special 2008 (part 1)
Christmas Special 2008 (part 2)
Be Black, Be Loose.
For the final installment of my sex-blog trilogy I’ve decided to pen a few words about my favourite film with the usual rambling and eventual link to the soundtrack, hopefully qualifying it as relevant to a music blog…
Hi, Mom! is not a porno, though someone sought to market it as one with misleading alternative titles such as Blue Manhattan and Confessions Of A Peeping John, however the John in question is simply trying his luck in the porn industry. Hi, Mom! is in fact a satire, made in 1969 by Brian DePalma as a standalone sequel to his previous Greetings which featured an unknown actor by the name of Bob DeNiro exploring what he dubs ‘peep art’ before getting drafted into the Vietnam war.
Hi, Mom! follows up with John (Bob) returning to NYC trying to pick up the pieces of his post war life. The parallels with Taxi Driver end there as he sells his peep art idea to a porn baron who quickly pulls the plug on the project leaving Bob roaming the streets til he stumbles upon a group of black activists staging an off-Broadway play called Be Black Baby.
Funk & soul fans may have an idea of where I’m going with this as Grady Tate recorded a song called Be Black Baby back in ‘69, sampled by the likes of Main Source and Big Daddy Kane for the spotters amongst you. What you may not know is Tate made the track for Hi, Mom! specifically to accompany various sequences revolving around the militant theatre group as they attempt to spread their Black Power message to the middle class population of Greenwich Village…
A word of warning: the following sequences contain acts of violence which some may find upsetting, if you are of a delicate temperament or you don’t get jokes then I’d advise you go straight to the 4th video and simply listen to the Grady Tate track in full.
Be Black Baby Part 1
Be Black Baby Part 2
With friends like Shaun’s, who needs enemas?
I’ve been in two minds about posting this because of the subject matter but bad taste outweighed good sense so here it is. I wont mince my words here, I’m talking about porn and not simply porn but hardcore porn, though this isn’t any old grunting stag movie, no, Waterpower is arguably a masterpiece, or maybe an accidental artistic anomaly in a field of filth.
Though this entry isn’t strictly about the film it’s best that I give you a brief run down on the unsettling subject matter. Waterpower also often goes by the high concept title The Enema Bandit, and if we’re gonna be reductionist about this, it is about a bandit that applies enemas but, and this is a big BUT with no pun intended I assure you, this is so much more than a marginalised piece of exploitation.
The short version of the story goes -- Mafia boss calls up director to make speciality porn film, mafia boss wants nothing more to do with the project, director seizes opportunity to make what he wants assuming no one funding the film would watch it and sets about making the sex industry’s answer to Taxi Driver. Of course there’s much more to it than that and I urge you to read director Shaun Costello’s personal account which gives the film the further unique accolade of being possibly the only picture to have a behind the scenes explanation in place of a plot on IMDB.com.
You might be wondering why I’m sharing this or worse still why I even came to be watching such a monstrosity, and for the latter you can blame the unlikely duo of Jonathan Ross and my Mum -- Ross for including a chapter on the film in his Incredibly Strange Film Book, and my mum for buying me the book in the first place. Setting about searching for The Enema Bandit (Ross failed to mention it was also known as Waterpower) led me to a fair few unsavoury encounters and raised more eyebrows than the time I went on the hunt around NYC for Sexual Harassment. Finally I came across a guy who discreetly dubbed me a fuzzy VHS copy which I swiftly slipped home with and was soon staring at in abject horror.
So here’s why I’m telling you about it (aside the fact it’s a must for those of you that like bizarre films). While I was picking tracks for the show last week I wondered if I could track down Waterpower’s soundtrack. Alas it’s rare that a hardcore flick has an official OST and I gather much of this one was culled from other films including Thompson’s Cape Fear and of course Taxi Driver but amongst the rubber piping and hammocked between hookie motifs is a wealth of bizarre synth work and ambient noise akin to the Eno output of the time. There now follows the only clip I could find online which is both very short and not remotely filthy…
See what I mean about the soundtrack? If anyone reading knows anything more about it please get in touch as I would love to listen without having to wade through flushed bowels and ham acting (as appealing as that obviously might sound).
I couldn’t leave it at that though as whilst having a scout about for more info, I stumbled upon this clip from the equally Ronseal named New Wave Hookers which stars the Enema Bandit himself Jamie Gillis dressed like Darby Crash if he shopped in the Camden branch of Argos. I warn you, this one gets a bit sweary but I gather if you’re still reading, colourful language will be the last thing to phase you.
Yule come back now, y’hear.
Is it that time of year again already – where does the time go? I guess we’ve just been having too much fun this year what with Resonance letting us go weekly but we haven’t lost sight of why we started this show and we’re not ones to turn our back on tradition, so as sure as the BFI will be screening It’s A Wonderful Life, we’re gearing up for another Christmas special.
If you’re familiar with the format already, you’ll know we wont be rolling out the usual festive favourites but we can assure a cavalcade of curious Christmas records which in the past have covered anything from sleigh bell drenched Hawaiian hits to William Burroughs growling about heroine abuse on a cold winter night. Joining us for the party will be our irregular regular guest Ed Zed and as it’s our last show before Resonance breaks up for the Christmas hols we’ll no doubt be bringing in games, busting out the egg nog and oh shucks just tune in on the 16th to find out.
That’s just the icing on the brandy drenched cake though as we’ve got another special show this week in the shape of a Noughties run down. Yes, I’m well aware that we didn’t start at the year “0″ but if we did gauge the decade from zero then surely 1980 would’ve been in the “the 70’s”? Really though, does it matter? It’s simply another opportunity for us to cobble together a bunch of unrelated music with the ruse that it somehow ties together (let’s just hope our selections are marginally better than the name of the decade). Anyway as I said to my mum when I was told not to huff lighter fluid “everyone else is doing it so why can’t we?” So that’s this Wednesday at 10pm GMT for the rundown and next Wednesday at the same time for the Yule rulers, and don’t forget we’re off for a couple of weeks but we’ll be back on January 6th.
Sensual Selection.
Before I made my selections for the sexed up edition of last week’s show I fired up twitter and posed the simple question, “what are your sexiest records?” Surprisingly bar a brace of ladies, it was the boys that got busy with the love talk with a suitable agglomeration of acid house, soulful slow jams and even some Nine Inch Nails making the shortlist.
Obviously the show degenerated into the expected innuendo, and the squeaky bed/conga combo of Erotica or the highly dubious “Rape Sequence” from Emmanuelle drifted way off the actual sexy mark into the absurd, and in the latter case, downright unpleasant. The plan was to battle the soft porn of True Blood which we’re currently in a clinch with over the 10pm time slot, subtlety and a soft touch weren’t on the agenda, so now to make amends I’ve chosen the Crème de la Crème of what Dan The Automator charmingly described as “music to make love to your old lady by”.
Donna Summer “Love To Love You Baby”
The sound-bed to our show and no doubt the soundtrack to many an illicit act since it graced the airwaves for the first time back in 1975, amazingly this almost wasn’t a Donna Summer release as she was reluctant to traverse the overtly sexual route which Moroder wanted to take her down (i’ll forgive you if you suddenly remember the “I’ll tell your mum you went down Sexy Road” joke). Fortunately Summer conceded and took to the mic channeling the spirit of Marilyn Monroe caught in the throws of passion resulting in an astounding 23 orgasms throughout the 17 minutes of the full length version.
Lil Louis “French Kiss”
Like the degenerate little sister of Summer, French Kiss looked back at Love To Love you Baby and I Feel Love and took everything which was perfect for both upright and horizontal pass times and put them together for what is arguably still some of the sleaziest of dancefloor action. I played this out only the other day and the venue manager suggested people weren’t ready for that kind of music, you’d hope after more than two decades of it being on wax that they were, personally I’d like to think that deep down, the world has been ready and waiting for this record for years before the phonogram, discoteques or even dry humping in public was invented.
Al Green “Simply Beautiful”
As if I would have left out the reverend; it was actually former Brownswood bubbler Orsii that reminded me of this beauty of a track but it’d be hard to single out one particular song from I’m Still In Love With You. I wouldn’t be shocked to discover that more kids were conceived in 1972 than any other year simply because of this LP. Many would argue that Marvin out-sexed the rev with Sexual Healing but everything about this record oozes unbridled passion, as opposed to the well matured cheese of Gaye’s titillating tune.
There would’ve been 5 videos here but alas thanks to Prince’s war with youtube the only version of When 2 R In Love is a shaky shot of a Dansette playing a scratchy copy of Lovesexy, and the few Majesticons tracks which appear pon “the tube” don’t include the thrusting computer funk of Prom Party. I’d also considered picking a couple of my favourite slow jams but let’s face it, they’re all pretty silly.
Addendum:
For some reason I couldn’t find this when I looked on youtube before but it just popped up in the search function so without further ado…
Larry Young’s Fuel “Turn Off The Lights”
Everything about this record can be construed as sexy -- the title alone says it all but then there’s the moans and yelps, the slow pounding beat, even the name of the band if we can get a bit nudge-nudge wink-wink for a moment, and don’t make me say something about Larry Young knowing his way round an organ (somebody stop me). Seriously though this track is as stunning as it is dirty, the synth work is bordering on barmy, like the drunken dirty auntie of Add N To X’s Metal Fingers In My Body slow dancing with granddad George Clinton.
Mr Trick & Wrongtom: Show #61 (Dec.’09)
It has come to our attention of late that our show’s live slot (Wednesdays, 10pm if you didn’t realise yet) mean that we compete with the TV vampire soft porn of True Blood. So, to combat this, Tom steps up this week with a variety soft porn-related selections covering anything from Emmanuelle’s more interesting moments (well, the soundtrack anyway) to the squeaky-bed conga-fest that is “Erotica: The Rhythms Of Love”.
Oh and Trick plays some music too… of no bearing to porn whatsoever. Hence the rather brutal opening from the Big Game Hunter himself, Mr Dibbs, newies from Lou Rhodes, The Irrepressibles and Beach House and the fine raw rock of Grifters -- a band Jack White was clearly listening to back in the early nineties…
Go!
Tracklisting:
Mr Dibbs “Live at 1st Ave”
Pablo & Fay “Bedroom Mazurka”
Grifters “Skin Man Palace”
Pierre Bachelet & Herve Roy “Emmanuelle Theme (Up-tempo Instrumental)”
Pierre Bachelet & Herve Roy “Opium Den” (excerpt)
Pierre Bachelet & Herve Roy “Rape Sequence” (excerpt)
The Irrepressibles “In Your Eyes”
Funkineven ft Fatima “Kleer”
Beach House “Used To Be”
Lou Rhodes “There For The Taking”
soundbites from “Erotica: The Rhythms Of Love”
Prince & The Revolution “Lady Cab Driver”
And the soundbed, with the emphasis on ‘bed’ is courtesy of Donna Summer who Loves To Love You Baby
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Despite the urge to post some soft porn to accompany the main theme of this week’s show, we plumped instead for this mighty dub version of Bedroom Mazurka -- as sublime as dub ever gets…
Mr Trick & Wrongtom: Show #60 (Nov.’09)
Finally! Apologies all -- getting this show podcast has been a task akin to the Homer’s Odyssey, leading me to wonder if the spirits somewhere detected that this show May Contain Dubstep.
Yes, dubstep.
Alarmingly it was Tom’s turn this week to break out his inner Grumpy Old Man, with an inspired rant about the new Fourtet Joy Orbison remix which bears striking similarities to the broken beat scene led by Victor Duplaix among others. With a gentle track from Laura Veirs and a nod to the ‘Ardkore days with Lennie De Ice it amounts to the usual smorgasbord of wide focus music selection. You love it. Go get some.
Tracklisting:
J:Kenzo “Conqueror”
Coventry Automatics “Look But Don’t Touch”
Fourtet “Love cry (Joy Orbison Remix)”
Nepa “You Know What You’re Supposed To Do”
Victor Duplaix “Manhood”
Laura Veirs “Where Are You Driving?”
Lennie De Ice “We Are I.E.”
Lorez Alexandria “Baltimore Oriole”
Emika “Drop The Other (Scuba RMX)”
Soundbed this week was a more obscure release on Domino: side A of Cinema Recorded Music Library’s “P Beretta”…
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Featured video this week is not so much a video but a reference point. In the show I (Trick) mention Oxford ‘Ardkore as a fine example of the homespun rave tracks that briefly flooded indie dance stores of note all around the Orbital. Well, some kind soul has posted it onto YouTube, thereby saving me the trouble… Enjoy!
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